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By Billy Crystal

To help his kin, Billy Crystal's father, Jack, labored jobs, having just one day every week to spend along with his family members. in accordance with Crystal's one-man Broadway exhibit of a similar identify, "700 Sundays"--referring unfortunately to the time shared by means of an adoring father and his committed son--offers a heartfelt, hilarious memoir. pictures all through.

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