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By Julius Alvin

Quantity 0ne of a two-volume selection of all-time favorites is a hilariously raunchy compendium that throws political correctness to the wind and issues enjoyable at every thing from ethnic teams to politicians..

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You take your kid to school and a guy in a suit says, "I be da principal. ·• Why are Harlem gang members like Santa Claus? Every night they go for a slay ride. What should you do if you see a Po lack walk into a restaurant with a beautiful woman on his arm? Ask where he got the tattoo. Did you hear about the four Irish guys who went on a hunting trip? In four days, they killed 20 bottles of whiskey. 5 How do Polish kids learn to put on tl1eir underwear? " What do Puerto Ricans exchange instead of wedding rings?

How do you know you're a redneck? Yo u keep a ca n of Crisco in the b edroom. How d o you know you ' re a redneck? Yo u stand unde r the mistle toe wa iting fo r Granny or Cousin Sue Elle n to walk by. How do you know you 're a redneck? Yo ur idea o f fo re play is slipping off he r saddle. H ow d o you kn ow you' re a redn eck? Yo u can' t ma rry your sweetheart because the re are laws against iL H ow d o yo u kn ow yo u' re a redn ec k? The ASPCA rai ds your ki tch e n . H ow d o yo u know you ' re a redneck?

How do you know you 're a redn eck? You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy. How do you know you ' re a redneck? " How do you know you ' re a redneck? You 've bee n divorced and re-married three times and you still have the sam e in-laws. How do you know you're a redneck? Remodeling your ba throo m m ean s digging a n ew hole in the backyard . How do you know you're a redneck? You have mo re than one m ajor a ppliance on your front p orch. 48 Julius Alvin H ow d o you kn ow you're a redneck?

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