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By Chynna Clugston

Picking out up the place Absolute rookies left off, Bleu reveals herself pent up with a heavy dose of youth lust! no longer content material with Alan and Victor's pathetic makes an attempt to woo her, she grabs Clover and hits town in a side-splitting look for a few actual boys, basically to find that there aren't any! With just one best candidate in Bleu's brain — her heritage instructor Mr. Bishop — she eventually makes the choice to inform him how she particularly feels, yet issues don't regularly move as deliberate within the loopy, combined up global of Bleu L. Finnegan.

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52 The little boy comes home all excited. "Mom. " he says. " His mother gets furious and tells him to go to his room and wait there until his father gets home. When the father gets home. the mother says. "You wouldn't believe what your son told me today. " So the father goes into his son's room and says. "Son. your mother is very upset. " says the kid . " The father tries to conceal his pride from the twelve-year-old. and says. "This is something we should keep just between us men. " asks the boy.

Your wife is, in my opinion, depressed because she's not getting enough sex," said the doctor to the husband. " 54 A priest is sitting in his confessional and hears an old man's voice on the other side of the screen. Old man says, "Father, I'm seventy-eight years old, I've been married to the same woman for fifty-two years, and always faithful. " Priest is puzzled. " What do lifesavers do that you can't? Come in eight flavors. 55 After his mother-in-law passed away. the mortuary called Bill and said there was some confusion as to whether she was to be buried or cremated.

He knocks on the door. and a sultry voice asks what he wants. "I want to get screwed," he says. " the voice says. The guy does. waits. and nothing happens. He pounds on the door. " he shouts. " says the voice. " 56 The old man woke up one morning feeling like a teenager. Unfortunately, he couldn't find one. The agent told the night club owner about his new act. She was 78-24-36! The owner wanted to know what kind of an act she did. " the agent says. "she actually doesn't dance at all. " 57 Looking for a cool one after a long, dusty ride, the drifter strode into the saloon.

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