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By Lost Zombies

Post Secret meets World struggle Z during this chilling imaginative and prescient of the fallout following an international zombie pandemic. a gentle mutation of a virulent pressure of great flu offers upward push to thousands of the undead, who fast crush therapy amenities and swarm towns world wide, leaving survivors all alone opposed to a legion of the contaminated. This chilling tale is instructed during the scraps of paper, scrawled symptoms, and cryptic markers left by way of survivors as they try to stick alive and locate these they've misplaced in an international overrun by way of zombies. via those stumbled on notes and messages letters to household, magazine fragments, confessions, and warnings readers can discover the tale of what went improper, and are available to grasp the person voices of these suffering from the zombie obstacle.

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Why do you bother me when I'm working? l don't come around when you're loading garbage and bug you. * * * Look, buddy, l get paid to make a fool of myself. You're doing it for nothing. 51 I had a suit like that until my dad got a job. * * * Is this a blind date or did you volunteer for it? * * * You have a pretty wife. You must have gotten married over the phone. * * * You heckled me 20 years ago. I never forget a suit * * * I was going to get a suit like that, but I bought a Hershey Bar instead.

The other players laughed until the dog started winning all the money. " The dog's owner said, "Well, he's not all that smart. " My brother was so dumb in school the teacher always made him lead off in the spelling bee. * * * A guy and his wife were sitting at the bar and a drunk let out a big belch right in the guy's wife's ear. " . " * * * The Bishop called the Pope and said "jesus is walking down the street right now. " * * * A farmer rolled his truck into a ditch injuring some of his stock.

ETHNIC HUMOR I believe that in this day and age much of our sensitivity is totally misdirected. Many of our new "hip" generation - whatever "hip" generation means - will listen to comedians scream the foulest obscenities and laugh wildly. However, if you tell a truly funny and clean ethnic joke, they act offended. They most likely fail to understand that it is merely a joke and not intended to hurt anyone. We all have different traits and should be able to laugh at ourselves. And so..... • A Polish guy was in a police lineup on a rape case.

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