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By Ted L. Nancy

Who's Ted L. Nancy?
He's a involved lodge visitor trying to find a misplaced tooth...

He's a superstitious Vegas high-roller who desires to gamble at a on line casino in his fortunate shrimp outfit...

He's the genius inventor of "Six Day Underwear"...

He's a hard dramatist looking an viewers for his play approximately his 26-year-old puppy, Cinnamon...

He's the proud proprietor of Charles, a 36-year-old cat who owes his sturdiness to a dog food company...

He's a devoted fan of the King of Tonga...

He is, in truth, a twisted prankster -- a supremely off-kilter adjust ego who sends patently ridiculous letters and queries to (and gets strangely earnest responses again from) company honchos, leisure conglomerates, nationwide courses, politicians, celebrities and heads of kingdom to every person, in reality, from the president of the Bon Ami cleaner corporation to U.S. vp Al Gore.

Letters From A Nut is an insanely encouraged, really madcap selection of Nancy correspondence, a laugh-out-loud-in-public-places aggregation of authentic -- and formally certifiable -- requests, proceedings, fan mail and questions that may no longer potentially were taken seriously...but, amazingly, were!

Dear Mr. Nancy:"It isn't frequently that we obtain such enthusiastic help for the paper bag." --The Paper Bag Council

"On behalf of Greyhound, there might be no challenge touring whereas on your butter costume." --Greyhound Bus Lines

"I wait for operating with you to create a greater destiny for this nice nation." -- vp Al Gore

"An never-ending circulation of a few of the main hilarious exchanges I've ever learn. every person I lent this e-book to only learn it and laughed out loud like I did. It's so basic, but absolutely creative. I'm yes a few type of mail fraud fees will be delivered to cease this guy yet, in my opinion, i'm hoping they by no means capture him." --Jerry Seinfeld

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I hope I hear from you. Chocolate! Ted L. Nancy It's our best snack! a division of Mars, Incorporated High Street, Hackettstown, New Jersey 07840 • Telephone 908-852-1000 July 21, 1995 Mr. Ted L. Nancy #236 560 N. Moorpark Road Thousand Oaks, CA 91360 Dear Mr. Nancy: It was very thoughtful of you to take the time to offer your ideas regarding SNICKERS* Bar. At MSM/MARS, we have an extensive Research and Development staff whose sole responsibility is to design, develop and refine product ideas. Sometimes this process can take years before a finished product can be marketed.

Stan Roebuck Director Of Loss Prevention BROWN PALACE HOTEL 321 17th Street Denver, CO 80202 Oct 23, 1995 Dear Mr. Roebuck: Thank you very much for the time and effort you put into finding my lost tooth. Yes, the loss is regrettable. Although you did not find it, I want to tell you how impressed I was of your dedication to the Brown Palace and their guests. Your diligent search did not go unnoticed. A copy of this letter has been placed in my file and a record of it logged for future use. It has been shared internally.

Please let me know if you have rooms available for the week of March 8th. I'd like to check in with my mirror. Thanks. I love your tile. Sincerely, ^U/U^ Ted L. Nancy A SAHARA HOTEL & CASINO * POST OFFICE BOX 98503 LAS VEGAS. NEVADA 89193 (702) 737-2111 JANUARY 16, 1996 TED L NANCY 560 NO. MOORPARK RD # 236 THOUSAND OAKS, CA 91360 DEAR MR. NANCY: Thank you for your interest in the Sahara Hotel. find the enclosed information useful. We think you will We offer a range of rates, and will be happy to assist you in confirming your preference when you place your reservation.

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