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By Alan Grant, Keith Giffen

Whilst the Easter Bunny hires intergalactic bounty hunter Lobo to kill Santa Claus, it's a bloody Christmas for the realm because the major guy places the frag on a cherished vacation icon! 'Tis the season for violence during this stand-alone, tongue-in-cheek designated!

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His blind date had everything a man could want: Broad shoulders and a hairy chest. *** A pro golfer met a beautiful, sexy girl at a country club dance. He took her back to her place for a nightcap. One thing led to another and they were soon in her bed screwing madly. After two dynamic fucks, he got up and started to put on his pants. " So the man took his pants off and got in the bed and fucked the beautiful young girl again. When he was done he started to get up and the girl said, .. " Slightly intimidated, he got back in and fucked the living daylights out of her two more times.

He left $2,000 for the service. But I was able to get someone to say some nice words for $200. He left $5,000 for a plot. l found a place, a little out of the way maybe, for $500. And the stone. " said her friend.

They're both full of bloody semen. *** A boy came home and announced to his parents that he was no longer a virgin. Being liberal, they asked what he thought of sex. " he said . " *** What has two cherries and flies? Five thousand airline stewardesses. *** What do you call a girl who has sex for the first time while lying on her stomach? A cherry turnove-r. *** Sidney Spite says: The only chaste woman is one who hasn't been asked. ley Spite's definition of honeymoon: That s~ort penod of time during which the bride trusts the bndegroom's word of honor.

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