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You want a beer, my lover She opens the re frig e rator door and shows him 25 different brands o f beer {rom 12 dif- 1/usband! WI(e 45 ferent countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, Lndia, plus places he's never even heard of. The husba nd is nonplussed, and all he can think to say is, NYes, Ho ney Pie, but the bar, you know . . the frozen glass . He hasn 't finished the sen tence before wifey interrupts him by saying, NYou want a frozen glass, Puppy Facer She hands him a mug out of the freezer that is so cold that it bums his fingers.

Mr. Jones begins to sob. · Mr. Jones begins to wail and cry loudly. "Th en, of course,· the doctor continues, "you'll have to diaper her as she'll have n o control over her bladder and of course these diapers must be changed at least five times a day. · Mr. Jones begins to shake as he cries, sobs, wails . The doctor concludes, ·And you'll have to clean up her feces on a regular basis a s sh e'll have no control ~ver her sphincter. Her bowel will disgorge whenever, and quite often, I' m afraid.

Oh, we could never do that! • responded Mary. ·sut after you go, will you please tell rne how it wentr Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again. ·so how did the sex therapy work out, Lindar Mary asked . · Linda exclaimed. ·we began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen doughnuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and doughnuts at each other.

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