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By Stan Lee, Roger Stern, Fred Van Lente, Mike Carey, Stuart Moore, Jamie Delano, Douglas Rushkoff, Paul Kupperberg, David Petersen, Faith Erin Hicks, Ben Towle, Kevin Church, Rich Tommaso, Jason McNamara, Colin Upton, Mark Shainblum, Gareth Gaudin, James Vi

PANELS FOR PRIMATES is a charity anthology of primate-themed comics, prose, and representation, with contributions from veteran creators and gifted novices alike, assembled via Troy Wilson. Proceeds from this anthology visit profit the Primate Rescue heart in Nicholasville, KY, a nationally revered sanctuary housing greater than 50 primates, together with eleven chimpanzees. The organization's paintings has been featured within the award-winning ebook Animal Underworld, by means of investigative journalist Alan eco-friendly and the heart for Public Integrity, within the journal Animals' time table (now Animals and Society Institute), on tv and in newspapers national.

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And get held back? Nah. It'll be all right, (exits) She wasn't scared at all! You might as well put the report back in her folder. Yeah, I guess. You said she'd be good and scared, but she wasn't. Well, I thought she was such a big chicken she'd be easy to scare. I'll just have to try something more extreme. Like what? I don't know yet. I'll have to think on it. ) Narrator: After Kenya came up with a new plan, she got Hannah and Miguel to help. Kenya: ... And then we hide somewhere outside and scare her to death!

Morton Lindsey Others except David Mrs. Morton Lindsey Others except David Mrs. Morton Lindsey David Narrator Lindsey? I don't know. I wasn't around back then. (laugh) That was almost five hundred years ago so none of us were around then. (muttering) That's not what I hear! (laugh) Speak up please. (loudly) I don't know the answer, (muttering) And I don't care. (laugh) Perhaps another detention will help your attitude. Stay after today. (standing) Look, lady, I've had it with you. And I'm not going to take it anymore!

To others) So she got all nervous and her voice got shaky— Kenya: I had a cold. Miguel: Right! " Kenya: But I couldn't figure out why I would be in trouble, so I got suspicious. Hannah: Oh, you didn't get suspicious until I started laughing. Kenya: Which was almost right away. Still ... you did scare me for a minute there. Deb: (to Josie) We have so much fun doing this stuff. Josie: It doesn't sound very fun to me. Kenya: But it's something we do every year. Like a tradition, I guess. And if you're going to hang with us, Josie, you have to scare or be scared.

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