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By Maddie James

During this first installment of The Matchmaking Chef sequence, we discover Suzie Matthews difficult at paintings on her new cookbook, completely Matched. After discovering her personal excellent fit along with her husband, Brad, in mattress, Breakfast & You, after which operating a bit magic reuniting her sister together with her highschool boyfriend, Matt, in domestic for the vacations, Suzie feels convinced in her new-found matchmaking skills.

So, she asks the neighborhood "wallflower" Mary Lou, to assist her with a project-Mary Lou now not figuring out that "project" is herself.

Mary Lou Picketts goals of falling in love with state tune big name, Nash Rhodes, yet is able to accept Thurman Phillips down the road, if she has to. yet she doesn't are looking to. not likely. whilst Nash involves Legend for a tune gain and remains on the hotel, Suzie units out to completely fit this miss-matched couple.

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They were all looking at him like he was the last pair of size seven Manolos at a sample sale, but they let the blondest one take the lead. Amused, I lingered nearby as she tried desperately to engage in some witty banter, but he couldn’t take his eyes off her little friend. We watched as it became obvious to her that he wasn’t going to bite, and waited for her to give the go-ahead to her friend, but instead of the slight nod we were looking for, she pretty much gave the girl a look that said, “I’ll open up your Louis Vuitton bag and take a shit inside it if you even think about it,” so the girls just turned and headed to their own corner of the bar.

Apparently, her ex had gone to find himself between the legs of another girl. And a girl who wore cotton bikini briefs with the word PINK across the butt. The sweetest girl I knew suddenly became enraged. fact Sixty-three percent of girls who remain friends with their ex-boyfriends become crazy cat ladies. ” she said to me later. ” She felt something in her snap, she said. She opened his window, grabbed the panties, and threw them out the window. She did the same to the condom wrapper. Then she grabbed all the sheets and blankets, wadded them up, and threw them out the window as well, before she could stop herself.

The difference between a girl like that and a Depraved Girl is that the DG would never stand in the way of her girlfriend getting to bust a nut with some random hottie just because she couldn’t close the deal. Because at least the delicious details she’ll get from her girlfriend afterward will give her a ‘gasm* by proxy. That’s why it’s okay to put dicks before chicks. I was once involved in a hottie tug-of-war with a competing crew of bitches. My girls and I were enjoying our usual Thursday night special of Xantinis and man-grabbing when N spotted this gorge guy sitting by himself at the end of the bar.

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