Download Phule's Paradise by Robert Asprin PDF

By Robert Asprin

Be all so that you can be: clumsy, inane, sloppy, reckless, idiotic.Phule's corporation is the laughingstock of the army. Their most recent challenge: to protect an intergalactic on line casino from an not likely felony takeover...The odds are opposed to the oddballs.

Show description

Read or Download Phule's Paradise PDF

Best comedy books

I'll Seize the Day Tomorrow

Jonathan Goldstein concerns. A lot.

A yr sooner than his 40th birthday, and Jonathan isn't the place he thinks he can be. with out spouse, no children, no automobile, and no house—not even a houseboat—what does he have?

Through a sequence of splendidly humorous tales, Jonathan recounts the highs and lows of his final yr in his thirties, weighing in on subject matters corresponding to the mysterious McRib, even if an automated hand dryer can inform in case you have a soul, and the underestimated strength of a toy poodle. full of Jonathan's trademark wit, I'll grab the Day the following day is the story of 1 man's trip to discover a few nice fact on his street to 40 . . . or perhaps no longer.

The Million Dollar Policeman

One among a sequence of comedy/science fiction novels that includes slow-witted detective Frank Burly, by means of John Swartzwelder, the author of fifty nine episodes of The Simpsons.

(Unfortunately, no plot precis on hand at any place i will be able to locate. I'll write one after I've learn it. )

The North Dakota Joke Book

''Do you recognize what the respectable tree of North Dakota is? '' a guy requested lately, sidling as much as an unsuspecting customer in an area tavern. ''No? It's a mobile pole. ''

Mike Dalton, a disk jockey for radio station KQDI in nice Falls, Mont. Mr. Dalton has assembled what he says is the world's biggest number of North Dakota jokes in 5 paperback books known as, thoroughly, ''Mike Dalton's North Dakota comic story Books. ''
His comic story Books Have bought 25,000 Copies

http://anonym. to/? http://www. amazon. com/The-North-Dakota-Joke-Book/dp/0818403365

A Sample:

The Anatomy of Harpo Marx

The Anatomy of Harpo Marx is a luxuriant, particular play-by-play account of Harpo Marx's actual hobbies as captured on display. Wayne Koestenbaum publications us throughout the 13 Marx Brothers motion pictures, from The Cocoanuts in 1929 to like chuffed in 1950, to target Harpo's leader and but heretofore unexplored attribute—his profound and contradictory corporeality.

Extra resources for Phule's Paradise

Example text

Oh, don't you worry none about that," Harry said, uncoiling from the door frame as he got ready to depart. "Except for maybe a little travelin' cash, I figure I'll do my own job huntin'. " "Sergeant Escrima ... " Phule's smile came easily as he returned the ramrod-stiff salute. He had a genuine fondness for the company's feisty little mess sergeant, though perhaps "feisty" was a poor description. Escrima was easily the deadliest fighter in the company, especially with sticks or any cut-and-thrust weapon.

But rooms at the Fat Chance go for-" "They're supposed to be guarding your hotel and casino," Phule said pointedly. " "I ... guess not. All right. I suppose with over a thousand rooms I can spare a hundred. " Phule nodded. "For the moment. " "Okay. I'll tell you, Mr. " The youth's image faded as the connection was broken. For several moments, Phule and Beeker stared silently at the place in the room it had occupied. Finally the commander cleared his throat. " Phule wrinkled his nose in disgust.

Charter a ship, too, before our replacements arrive. " "Right. " Phule allowed himself a small smile. " "An audition. Find out what our first stop is after we leave here, then use the computer to pull up data on available actors and actresses at that location-bit players only. " "Very well, sir. May I ask what you'll be doing in the meantime ... " The commander smiled. "I'll be doing my homework ... seeing what I can learn about organized crime. " "I believe you'll find Chief Goetz at poolside here at The Club.

Download PDF sample

Rated 4.12 of 5 – based on 13 votes