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By Muriel Spark

Wheels spin inside of wheels in Spark’s comedy of betrayals and terrorism, set in her cherished Venice

Layers of intrigue; triangulating amorous affairs; murders; overseas spy-craft; adultery; parental interference; the candy careless rapture of juvenile; unmarked graves — Territorial Rights claims a lot floor and Muriel Spark enjoys a depraved dance on it.

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Distortion MOM : You hurted my feelings {:>(. ME : Why do you have such a large nose? and a unibrow? MOM : The sadness has distorted my facial features. Emotional DAD : ME : Ill see u later :-) =D ;) Did you actually just use emoticons? DAD : Im really emotional 32 n00bs Largish File MOM : Beloved family. PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME i am downloading a largish file n need to not be interrupted. S/b done by 8:15 or so. Thank you! Glasses Needed ME : My suitemates scare me MOM : What’s a suiternate Old School Recipe DAD : Get some pepto-bismol from CVS & some soups of your choice.

Soup. Forget the soup I just sneezed And it is thought I said Soup. ####, ####. I just said that f word And the s word And it types Pound sign! My phone’s a Train No it’s not a train It’s a pretty easy day No it’s not A pretty easy day I never said that. I said my phone is a prude Bluetooth MOM : Its hard to do things while I’m talking on the phone. I think I need to get a blacktooth. Helrp DAD : Helrp my fimgers too big for kleypad. <:(( 28 n00bs Vibrated MOM : Your phone just vibrated. MOM : It just did it again.

DAD : lets just say funniest home videos is almost over. Brb, Africa MOM : Are you on your way to Zimbabwe? MOM : Zimbabwe MOM : Zimbabwe MOM : Zimbabwe MOM : zumba MOM : I finally got it right. 31 When Parents Text Firsts DAD : ME : Love you OMG did you just send a text?? DAD : Is that what i did? Distortion MOM : You hurted my feelings {:>(. ME : Why do you have such a large nose? and a unibrow? MOM : The sadness has distorted my facial features. Emotional DAD : ME : Ill see u later :-) =D ;) Did you actually just use emoticons?

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