By John Swartzwelder
One among a sequence of comedy/science fiction novels that includes slow-witted detective Frank Burly, by way of John Swartzwelder, the author of fifty nine episodes of The Simpsons.
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Jonathan Goldstein concerns. A lot.
A yr prior to his 40th birthday, and Jonathan isn't the place he thinks he could be. with out spouse, no little ones, no motor vehicle, and no house—not even a houseboat—what does he have?
Through a chain of splendidly humorous tales, Jonathan recounts the highs and lows of his final 12 months in his thirties, weighing in on issues equivalent to the mysterious McRib, no matter if an automated hand dryer can inform when you have a soul, and the underestimated strength of a toy poodle. jam-packed with Jonathan's trademark wit, I'll grab the Day day after today is the story of 1 man's trip to discover a few nice fact on his highway to 40 . . . or even now not.
One in every of a sequence of comedy/science fiction novels that includes slow-witted detective Frank Burly, through John Swartzwelder, the author of fifty nine episodes of The Simpsons.
(Unfortunately, no plot precis to be had at any place i will locate. I'll write one after I've learn it. )
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