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No," said the first one, " But last week my wife won twice! " Why can't Ohio men cheat on their wives? They can't sign their names on the motel register! r •t Do you know what they call grave robbing in Ohio? Date night! " asked his friend. '' *** What do you get when you cross a gorilla and an Ohioan? A retarded gorilla!! *** Why can't Ohio girls give good head? They can't get their lips over the guy's ears! *** The Ohio couple were driving to Columbus. As they drove along he put his hand on her knee.
Their lobotomy scar!! *** Two Ohio men were walking along Lake Erie when suddenly a seagull flying overhead dropped a load right in the one man's eye. "I'll go get some toilet paper,'' his friend offered. ''Don't bother,'' said the man. "He's probably miles away by now. " 29 What is an Ohioan called who is respected, has brains, is well groomed, has money and is an all around gentleman? A mutation!! *** Who has a beard, wears a dirty white robe, and rides a pig? Lawrence of Ohio. *** What is the first thing an Ohioan does when he gets out of the shower?
E d" said the one. , 1 have free sex. '' ''No," said the first one, " But last week my wife won twice! " Why can't Ohio men cheat on their wives? They can't sign their names on the motel register! r •t Do you know what they call grave robbing in Ohio? Date night! " asked his friend. '' *** What do you get when you cross a gorilla and an Ohioan? A retarded gorilla!! *** Why can't Ohio girls give good head? They can't get their lips over the guy's ears! *** The Ohio couple were driving to Columbus.