By Sidney Spite
A shaggy dog story book
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Jonathan Goldstein concerns. A lot.
A yr sooner than his 40th birthday, and Jonathan isn't the place he thinks he might be. with out spouse, no little ones, no vehicle, and no house—not even a houseboat—what does he have?
Through a chain of splendidly humorous tales, Jonathan recounts the highs and lows of his final 12 months in his thirties, weighing in on subject matters equivalent to the mysterious McRib, even if an automated hand dryer can inform when you have a soul, and the underestimated strength of a toy poodle. jam-packed with Jonathan's trademark wit, I'll grab the Day the next day is the story of 1 man's trip to discover a few nice fact on his highway to 40 . . . or even now not.
One among a sequence of comedy/science fiction novels that includes slow-witted detective Frank Burly, by means of John Swartzwelder, the author of fifty nine episodes of The Simpsons.
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''Do you recognize what the respectable tree of North Dakota is? '' a guy requested lately, sidling as much as an unsuspecting customer in a neighborhood tavern. ''No? It's a cell pole. ''
Mike Dalton, a disk jockey for radio station KQDI in nice Falls, Mont. Mr. Dalton has assembled what he says is the world's greatest choice of North Dakota jokes in 5 paperback books referred to as, thoroughly, ''Mike Dalton's North Dakota comic story Books. ''
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His blind date had everything a man could want: Broad shoulders and a hairy chest. *** A pro golfer met a beautiful, sexy girl at a country club dance. He took her back to her place for a nightcap. One thing led to another and they were soon in her bed screwing madly. After two dynamic fucks, he got up and started to put on his pants. " So the man took his pants off and got in the bed and fucked the beautiful young girl again. When he was done he started to get up and the girl said, .. " Slightly intimidated, he got back in and fucked the living daylights out of her two more times.
He left $2,000 for the service. But I was able to get someone to say some nice words for $200. He left $5,000 for a plot. l found a place, a little out of the way maybe, for $500. And the stone. " said her friend.
They're both full of bloody semen. *** A boy came home and announced to his parents that he was no longer a virgin. Being liberal, they asked what he thought of sex. " he said . " *** What has two cherries and flies? Five thousand airline stewardesses. *** What do you call a girl who has sex for the first time while lying on her stomach? A cherry turnove-r. *** Sidney Spite says: The only chaste woman is one who hasn't been asked. ley Spite's definition of honeymoon: That s~ort penod of time during which the bride trusts the bndegroom's word of honor.