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By Gordon Korman

Republished in 2003 below the identify The Wizzle War.

*NOTE* this is often the unique textual content, no longer the 2003 rewrite/republish. The Magnetronic 515 is undamaged, and there's no wizzleware.

Walter C. Wizzle and and his desktop are attempting to take over Macdonald corridor! Wizzle is making each person put on a tie and is giving out demerits and detentions like they're going out of fashion! Bruno and boots have had sufficient. If The Fish (Headmaster Sturgeon) won't do whatever, they are going to. Wizzle has acquired to move!

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All because I am present. Bringing our focus into the here and now works in life as well. How often do we get hung up on what happened in the past? This can manifest itself on a grand scale: the conflict in the Middle East is a good example of people having a hard time looking past, well, the past. But even in your personal relationships, you can bring old “yous” into every conversation, and this is dangerous. Rarely is it useful to be talking to someone while thinking of his or her past transgressions or past behaviors.

Why do you think you do not act spontaneously in this area? What are you afraid will happen if you are spontaneous? As you go about doing things in this area of your life for the next few days, notice how often you are acting spontaneously. Ever? Are you just doing the same, safe thing each time? Where do you stand as far as living a spontaneous life? What was it about this book that attracted your attention? 15 Improv_For_The_Spirit_FINAL:NEW IMPROV 6/6/08 12:12 PM Page 16 Improv_For_The_Spirit_FINAL:NEW IMPROV 6/6/08 12:12 PM Page 17 2 Be Present & Aware The noun of self becomes a verb.

__________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ And how do you feel now about what you wrote? __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ 33 Improv_For_The_Spirit_FINAL:NEW IMPROV 34 6/6/08 12:12 PM Page 34 Improvisation for the spirit __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________ Look at your answers.

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